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You don’t even get a saving throw against this much shiny

I actually made a reflexive orgasmic sound when this page loaded that was so loud I sounded like a gut-punched porn star. Then I sat there for a good two or three minutes just staring at the screen, totally slack-jawed, before I could recover myself enough to even read the specs.

*whimper*

I wonder how much 40-year-old ass I’d have to sell to round up $8000.1





  1. ”How’d ya do?” “I made $8236.10!” “Who gave you the dime?” “All of them.” []




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